every one is having stress here are the way to relieve your stree by reading lame joke in real life..
Stress Reliever #1 Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears.Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesand lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries ortroubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4 Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever # 6 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 7 Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarried her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Stress Reliever # 8 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Stress Reliever # 9 A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Stress Reliever # 10 Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you aresleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
Stress Reliever # 11 Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Stress Reliever # 12 A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty faceor my sexy body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense ofhumour.
Stress Reliever # 13 Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Areyou having your meals three times a day as I have advised?Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
只要笑一笑 沒什麼大不了
don't worry be happy n_n v
By Elaine
xAngel//Devilx posted @
Saturday, October 6, 2007,10:34 AM
